27 Items That Will Take Your Laziness To Another Level

You need these awesome items to perfect the Art of Doing Nothing.

#1. Because sitting up to read or watch TV is way too much work.

Get the Lazy Glasses here for $9.43.

#2. The remote control of your dreams.

Get the Universal Pillow Remote here for $19.99.

#3. Because remembering stuff can be hard work.

Get the Glowing Memo Alarm Clock here for $20.

#4. Because eating pizza is just not enough.

Get it here for $158.

#5. Because painting nails is hard work.

Get the Spill-Proof Nail Polish Holder here for $9.99.

#6. So you don’t hurt your ears when you’re lying in bed.

Get the Bedphones here for $59.95.

#7. So no one will ever disturb your hibernation.

Get it here for $129.99.

#8. An apple pie blanket is as heavenly as it sounds.

Get it here for $49.95.

#9. Cuddles without the annoyance.

Get the Comfort U Total Body Support Pillow here for $99.95.

#10. Stargaze without the extra effort of going outside.

Get the Aurora Night Sky Projector here for $102.

#11. So you won’t have to stick your foot out of the covers anymore.

Get the Bedfan here for $84.95.

#12. All the better to ignore the rest of the world.

Get the light and sound-absorbent Igloo Dome Pillow here for $225.

#13. So. Many. Positions.

Get the Multifunctional Laptop Stand here for $39.99.

#14. A stash of cold drinks by your bedside, minus the judgment.

Get the Nightstand Fridge here for $379.

#15. A massage in bed anytime you please. Bliss.

Get the Nap Massaging Bed Rest here for $99.99.

#16. Free up your other hand for snacks.

Get the Thumb Thing Book Page Holder here for $5.24.

#17. So you will never be woken by snoring ever again.

Get the Smart Sensor Anti-Snore Pillow here for $104.

#18. Why go to the garbage can when it can come to you?

Get the Remote Control Garbage Can here for $36.

#19. The only warm body you will ever need.

Get the Heated Huggie Bear here for $30.79.

#20. When you’re too lazy to get up and find paper to jot down those ‘important’ bedtime thoughts.

Get the DoodleDoodle Pillowcase here for $19.95.

#21. The only kind of pillow talk that you will ever need.

Get the Sound Asleep Pillow here for $27.69.

#22. Now that you can drink in bed, you no longer have an excuse to leave.

Get the SipSnap Drink Covers here for $19.95.

#23. Because getting up to turn off the light will put you off your zen.

Get the Wireless Appliance Remote Control here for $12.74.

#24. No more bookmarks.

Get the Book Rest Lamp here for $69.99.

#25. Gaze out into the New York skyline… without having to leave your spot.

Get the New York Window Poster here for $14.

#26. Play ball without dealing with sweaty bodies.

Get the Shoot Again Indoor Basketball Hoop Set here for $50.

#27. This clock will wake you up AND make you coffee.

The Bariseur Alarm Clock and Coffee Brewer is still in development — more here.

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