31 Times Delivery Guys Gave Absolutely Zero Hoots About Your Package

We can all agree that delivery guys don’t have the best jobs in the world. Bad neighborhoods, getting chased by dogs, crappy weather — these are all but some of the things that make life hard for your resident postman.

But some days, it seems like the guys aren’t even trying. Take a look at these delivery fails to see what we mean.

#1. This impressive show of ingenuity and wall-climbing skill.

#2. This missed opportunity.

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#3. This new FedEx catchphrase of, “If we don’t find a door, we make one.”

#4. This postman who’s really good at camouflage.

#5. This spoiler alert.

#6. This FedEx guy who thinks “delivering” means “throwing packages over the fence”.

#7. This postman who didn’t think for a second that it could maybe be a hardcover book.

#8. This UPS Guy who gives no f*cks.

#9. This extremely accommodating delivery guy.

#10. This Tetris-loving dude.

#11. This perfect fit.

#12. This smart delivery guy.

#13.This shitty issue.

#14. This gentle *cough, cough* handling.

#15. This apology.

#16. This poor gnome’s  tragic end.

#17. This teary incident.

#18. This dilemma.

#19. This ironic moment when a FedEx store missed a FedEx delivery.

#20. This FedEx guy’s oddly specific instructions.

#21. This extra topping to the main dish.

#22. This murder weapon.

#23. This package which was delivered from the distribution center despite the obvious flaw.

#24. This FedEx delivery for someone’s parents that got them bent out of shape.


#25. This stamp of approval (surprise, it’s a computer motherboard!)

#26. This guy who probably mistook the garbage can for the mailbox.

#27. This package that relies on the delicate balance of things.

#28. This glass statement art piece.

#29. This inconspicuous hiding place.

#30. This surprise door-to-door delivery.

#31. And this effective anti-theft technique.

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