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#1. People who think parking like this is ok.
#3. Toilet paper in places that make you do the trousers-down-shuffle-of-shame.
#4. Anyone who attacks butter with the knife like it’s done them a personal wrong.
#5. Ring pulls on cans that don’t even try to do their job.
#6. Companies that destroy your soul by putting a bag inside a box.
#7. Fighting through eighteen layers of packaging to get to the tiny thing you need.
#8. When shop assistants leave the industrial-strength tag on an item.
#9. Anything that has ever called itself “easy open”.
#10. When a portion is so small it can’t even fill its holder.
#11. Pizza that arrives looking like it just lost a boxing match.
#12. Chopsticks that aren’t on your side.
#13. People who think an intersection is their personal short-stay car park.
#15. Rearranging your spine by attempting to talk to someone behind glass.
#16. The disgusting animals who do this.
#17. Being told it’s a “value pack” when you’ve never seen worse value in your life.
#18. Bread that makes you want to cry.
#19. The devastating bad luck that leads to a sunken spoon.
#20. People who don’t understand adult life and eat tray bakes like this.
#21. Paying for the privelege of printing your tickets at home.
#22. When pencils just don’t care about you and your needs.
#23. When someone thinks their bag and coat are more important than other humans.
#24. When you try to buy a nice top and someone’s smeared half of their face on it.
#25. Paying $8.50 for this absolute travesty.
#26. Trying to watch something and daring to adjust the volume.
We need to sit down.