It’s that time of year again: loved-up couples hold hands and enjoy romantic restaurant dinners, while the rest of us make jokes about how lame Valentine’s Day is on Twitter. Here are some of the funniest.
When you don't have a Valentine pic.twitter.com/1BLA4XuPpd
— Ghetto CNN (@Ghetto_CNN) February 10, 2016
Hope my two valentines don't find out about each other pic.twitter.com/UAbzY4yZRB
— Brian Miller (@millertime4545) February 14, 2015
"What are your plans for Valentine's Day?" pic.twitter.com/ThHXI0uJI9
— Hilarious (@ComedyPics) February 10, 2016
Person: What are your plans for Valentine's Day?
— Star Wars Logics (@StarWarsLogics) February 10, 2016
If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember that you're also alone every other day so t doesn't really matter
— UK Banter (@UKBanter) February 10, 2016
Guys think girls are hard to please like no show up w some cheap flowers and a rotisserie chicken and she will love u forever
— nic (@niccisaint) February 10, 2016
Can't wait for Valentines Day. I'm gonna run into as many restaurants as I can shouting "Knew I'd find you here! You bastard" then run out.
— Ruthe Phoenix (@RuthePhoenix) January 24, 2015
I have a valentine, but she goes to another school. also she's modeling overseas right now.
— lawblob (@lawblob) February 14, 2015
Joke's on you, people trying to make me feel bad about Valentine's Day — I feel bad every day
— Hippo (@InternetHippo) February 2, 2015
me on valentine's day pic.twitter.com/DDpT4a5RqM
— Common White Girl (@girlposts) February 11, 2014
i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) January 27, 2016
Let's all take a moment of silence this Valentine's Day to think about the couples who started dating end of January
— shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) February 14, 2015
You are never alone on Valentine's Day if you're near a lake and have bread.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) February 14, 2015
Blow her mind this Valentine's Day by PUTTING YOUR OWN DAMN DISHES IN THE DISHWASHER BRANDON THEY DON'T NEED TO "SOAK"
— ♡ brian essbe ♡ (@SortaBad) February 13, 2015
This Valentines give her what she really wants: a throne forged from the bones of her enemies & a relentless reign of terror over the masses
— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) February 13, 2015
Sending flowers to your significant other at work is a great way to tell all their coworkers that you used to have $60.
— Matty (@sucittaM) February 14, 2012
Aww, my Valentine* brought me a gift**
**pizza that I paid for
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) February 14, 2015