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#1. Well, you made him choose.
#2. At least she wants to go.
#3. Doesn’t everyone?
#4. Baby be truthin’.
#5. Was it chlorinated?
#6. Kid’s got a point.
#7. Can’t argue with that logic.
#8. A bit too early there, bub.
#9. Future lawyer right there.
#10. I blame him, too TBH.
#11. Tip of the iceberg.
#12. Just discovered the basics of the Theory of Relativity.
#13. Maybe they were his friends.
#14. Or dads, little dude.
#15. So this was a rhetorical question?
#16. This should be on a shirt.
#17. That’s how you know.
#18. Idiots are really, really, nice people. Right?
#19. Synonymous, really.
#20. You know why.
#21. Better on than in, IMO.
#22. This deserves a standing ovation.
#23. Awww what a friendly little thing.
#24. Maybe just ask how many times she’s read it?
#25. Hide. Hide yourself and your family.
#26. Wait, what?
#27. None of that poor people shit, mom.
#28. Would’ve run out of the plane in a heartbeat.
#29. Call Red Cross, they have recipes.
#30. Maybe just start yelling 24/7.
#31. This kid’s got great wingman powers.
