#1. When your whole appearance relies on how hungry you are. #2. When you want to be romantic but you’re also hungry. #3. When your hunger has no limits. #4. And when your hunger is so bad you feel it…
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It is known: Ryan Reynolds’ Twitter feed is a virtual goldmine of coma-inducing jokes and witty repartee. People can’t get enough of this comedy maverick trapped inside a stupidly yummy body, and fans flood his mentions with their thirst. How does Reynolds deal…
#1. This woman who couldn’t tell the difference between real and fake plants. Wish I would've known @jimmyfallon was doing #imdumb tonight. I watered wax plants for 3 years thinking they were real and I kept them alive — Michelle…
Everyone following the Olympics will know that Ryan Lochte and other US swimmers are currently tangled up in a row over whether or not they were mugged in Rio last week. The Olympians say they were, Brazilian authorities disagree, and…
#1. Parenting Level: Approving my kids' friends based on which parents I think would drink wine with me during playdates. — Wendy S. (@maughammom) May 7, 2015 #2. My daughter just asked me how to spell bourbon so she's either…
#1. Do I just call you or should we resolve this quickly with 200 text messages? — Sandra (@Sanbel11) June 15, 2016 #2. When parents say to kids "go to ur room & think about what you've done" it's really…
1. This guy who made a really good point about context. 2.This dude who feels so useless at the Olympics. 3. This over-enthusiastic reaction. ME WATCHING OLYMPIC EVENT: “Holy shit that was amazing!”COMMENTATOR: “Ooh, that was not good…
#1. When people got creative. My sister's maternity pics…I'm cracking up ?? pic.twitter.com/4zbiCvwyfd — tally (@Ataliagarcia5) July 25, 2016 #2. When beady-eyed users spotted Minnie Mouse cheating. #3. When Twitter could always tell what someone was really thinking. #4. When it found a…
#1. This identity crisis. Nothing like not recognising your own initials! Who's AR? #newlywedproblems ?? — aimiesarah (@aimiesarah) June 23, 2016 #2. This scheduling issue. I want to fool around with my husband AND make the flight for the honeymoon!…
#1. How about food-stained pajamas? Hey baby it's Friday night, why don't you get into something more comfortable that you can wear all weekend because we have no laundry left. — Tired Working Mom (@WorkingMom86) January 30, 2016 #2. Don’t…
Australian comedian, actor, and author, Hamish Blake, has recently been assigned his newest job: daddy extraordinaire. And he’s tagging us along every step of his journey with these priceless tweets. 1. Hamish and Sonny spend a lot of QT together, especially during…
This is book lover Victoria O’Brien who, three years ago, developed a crush on the mystery person running a Twitter account for the London branch of bookstore Waterstones. It all started when the Waterstones Twitter account sparked some in-depth Pokemon…
#1. This girl sparking a new Beyonce-in-the-bathroom craze. #2. This equal rights warrior. #3. This budding illustrator. I think my kid just declared prostitution a government service. pic.twitter.com/C7hWpG7lpj — Lou Whiteman (@louwhiteman) March 26, 2015 #4. This tactful casting.…
If you’re the kind of kid who had to be home before it got dark and had no TV privileges on school nights, please be assured by the fact that you were not alone. Strict-parents-itis was a pandemic that haunted most of…
#1. “So tell me about yourself.” #2. Who’s been talking shit about the bard? 'Shakespeare has no talent' explain this pic.twitter.com/HLovorpgwD — lucy (@lucyluucylucyy) May 2, 2016 #3. There’s always someone having a worse day than you. #4.…