Some Guy Sent An Hilariously Passive Aggressive Note To His Neighbors Who Wouldn’t Shut Up

There’s nothing worse than truly terrible neighbors who refuse to stop partying and shut the hell up no matter how nicely you ask, so one Reddit user decided to take matters into his own hands.

The Redditor, known as holdthedoor444, had been plagued by noisy neighbors for a while and, as they were seemingly oblivious to the racket they made, he decided to share some home truths.


The Redditor wrote down everything he’d learned about his neighbors from their screaming, shouting, partying neighbors, and even got the other residents of his building to contribute.


“A bunch of other neighbors wrote their own ‘f**k yous’ on the letter today,” he said.

“Being loud in your own apartment is one thing, but letting Becky stumble around slur-yelling in the hallway at 3:30 AM is another,” reads the note, “And while it’s super tragic that Jen found out Chad has been cheating on her… Christ knows that nobody wants to hear about it at 4 in the f**king morning.”

“After last night, I know your friends better than my own friends. You should probably just move out. You’re sort of the worst.”


Commenters on Reddit found the whole thing hilarious and the writer was widely praised for his no-holds-barred attack on the neighbors from hell.

Let’s hope they keep it down from now on, and this Redditor never has to hear “Megan give her 2 cents on the serious issue of the gender pay gap for over an hour” ever again.