#1. Twitter’s getting philosophical about all things, like kids and parents.
#2. And height.
#3. On cleaning.
if you think about it. When you clean out a vacuum cleaner. you become a vacuum cleaner.
— Miguel 👼 Romero (@childishromero) May 4, 2016
#4. On the future of memories.
#5. On the past.
#6. On sweating.
isnt sweat weird like its just warm human juice that leaks out of ur skin when u do exercise or when ur exposed to sunlight
— katie (@frickinzazz) May 6, 2016
#7. On sunbeds.
#8. On allergies and murderous squirrels.
#9. On how and when we like to get wet.
Isn't it weird that we don't mind get wet in the pool or shower but if we get rained on its devastating
— Claire Beaulac (@claireekitty) May 4, 2016
#10. On birthdays.
#11. On flesh wounds.
#12. On capitalism (sort of).
Its kinda weird how we have to pay money for food that grows out of the ground. Got hoodwinked.
— Retired Bodhisattva (@CacaoBuddha) May 3, 2016
#13. On sunbathing.
#14. On old phrases.
its weird that in the year 500 during a plague the pope was like "guys say 'god bless you' when someone sneezes" and we just kept doing it
— lauretta (@laurettakraema) May 3, 2016
#15. On all those years wasted by sleeping.
#16. On candy dispensers.
if you think about it pez is kind of morbid like youre eating candy out of a limbless figurines trachea
— madeleine (@mdlnwvrs) May 4, 2016
#17. On legs.
#18. On eggs (which we’re never eating again).
#19. On the passage of time.
#20. On Egyptian emojis.
Hieroglyphics are basically old school emojis if you think about it
— Brett Krisik (@BKrisik) May 4, 2016