#1. Twitter’s getting philosophical about all things, like kids and parents.
#2. And height.
#3. On cleaning.
if you think about it. When you clean out a vacuum cleaner. you become a vacuum cleaner.— Miguel 👼 Romero (@childishromero) May 4, 2016
#4. On the future of memories.
#5. On the past.
#6. On sweating.
isnt sweat weird like its just warm human juice that leaks out of ur skin when u do exercise or when ur exposed to sunlight— katie (@frickinzazz) May 6, 2016
#7. On sunbeds.
#8. On allergies and murderous squirrels.
#9. On how and when we like to get wet.
Isn't it weird that we don't mind get wet in the pool or shower but if we get rained on its devastating— Claire Beaulac (@claireekitty) May 4, 2016
#10. On birthdays.
#11. On flesh wounds.
#12. On capitalism (sort of).
Its kinda weird how we have to pay money for food that grows out of the ground. Got hoodwinked.— Retired Bodhisattva (@CacaoBuddha) May 3, 2016
#13. On sunbathing.
#14. On old phrases.
its weird that in the year 500 during a plague the pope was like "guys say 'god bless you' when someone sneezes" and we just kept doing it— lauretta (@laurettakraema) May 3, 2016
#15. On all those years wasted by sleeping.
#16. On candy dispensers.
if you think about it pez is kind of morbid like youre eating candy out of a limbless figurines trachea— madeleine (@mdlnwvrs) May 4, 2016
#17. On legs.
#18. On eggs (which we’re never eating again).
#19. On the passage of time.
#20. On Egyptian emojis.
Hieroglyphics are basically old school emojis if you think about it— Brett Krisik (@BKrisik) May 4, 2016