24 Weird But True Thoughts About Life That Will Blow Your Mind

#1. Twitter’s getting philosophical about all things, like kids and parents.


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#2. And height.


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#3. On cleaning.

#4. On the future of memories.


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#5. On the past.


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#6. On sweating.

#7. On sunbeds.


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#8. On allergies and murderous squirrels.


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#9. On how and when we like to get wet.

#10. On birthdays.


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#11. On flesh wounds.


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#12. On capitalism (sort of).

#13. On sunbathing.


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#14. On old phrases.

#15. On all those years wasted by sleeping.


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#16. On candy dispensers.

#17. On legs.


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#18. On eggs (which we’re never eating again).


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#19. On the passage of time.


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#20. On Egyptian emojis.

#21. On basketball stars.


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#22. On sex.


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#23. On dreams.


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#24. And this gross-but-weirdly-true thought.


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