We’re not going to mince our words — Louisiana is boring. Honestly, watching paint dry is a lot more preferable than spending even just a few hours in this backwater state. It’s. That. Bad.
#1. It’s ugly.
Bayou Desiard.
#2. It’ll offend your senses like nothing else…
Shreveport.
#3. …So much so that its namesake King Louis XIV is probably turning in his grave at the thought of this godforsaken place.
Louisiana cotton field.
#4. It’s also incredibly creepy.
Bayou Teche.
#5. All dark, smelly swamps and desperation.
Lake at Louisiana State University.
#6. And what’s up with this obsession with the bayou?
Bayou Jacob.
#7. Meh.
Blue Bayou.
#8. It’s completely devoid of culture.
French Quarter, New Orleans.
#9. So you really can’t expect any sort of enriching experience.
Bourbon Street buskers.
#10. The people are so sad and lifeless.
Fat Tuesday, Bourbon Street.
#11. Probably because life in Louisiana is so monotonous.
Bourbon Street.
#12. There’s just nothing fun to do.
Swamp airboat.
#13. Nothing at all.
Louisiana swamp tour.
#14. Plus they live in really hideous houses.
Nottoway Plantation.
#15. Honestly, how could anyone live like this?
Oak Alley Plantation.
#16. The food is rather unexciting, too.
Cajun crawfish.
#17. And the sights? Blah.
Jackson Square, New Orleans.
#18. So uninteresting!
The Garden District, New Orleans.
#19. You will never see a more dull collection of wildlife gathered in one place.
Lake Martin.
#20. Nor see such uninspiring scenery.
Lake Martin.
#21. So when we say that Louisiana is one of the worst places EVER, we really mean it.
Fontainebleau State Park.
#22. Truly, it BITES.
Lacassine Wildlife Refuge.