Aaah summer, the least wonderful time of the year. Getting months off from school, having an abundant supply of frozen treats, and going on vacation? Dreadful. There’s no season worse than summer. I mean, come on.
#1. Wasting afternoons on a slip and slide.
All that fun and water just gets in the way of the natural summer heat. Hate it.
#2. Having an excuse to eat popsicles whenever you want.
And with all those fruit flavors? Nope. No. Get it away.
#3. Having enough free time to sleep in every darn day.
Your body doesn’t need all that rest, go take some summer classes.
#4. Basically, not having any school.
This is ridiculous, no one needs this much free time. How will you survive without all that stress?!
#5. Your wardrobe consisting of nothing but a bathing suit and some sunnies.
We prefer wrapping up. Layers, we say!
#6. Going to a waterpark on any day of the week.
“Ugh. I wish I was in math class right now.”
#7. Leaving home for summer camp.
Fun-filled activities? New friends? What nonsense is this?!
#8. Having a tan by the end of the day.
No one needs a goddamn sun-kissed glow, okay? No one. It’s not healthy.
#9. Going on road trips and vacations.
Beautiful scenery and life-long memories? Meh.
#10. Enjoying the beach.
And, having fun? With people? But…why?
#11. The horror that is fourth of July.
“Get those damn majestic fireworks out of my sky, this instant!”
#12. Seeing freakin’ fireflies.
Science does not approve. Go away, magical specimens!
#13. Having too many new movies to watch.
It’s as if these film companies want us to have fun on our summer break. And without our consent? Ugh, rude.
#14. Seeing fruit everywhere. Everywhere.
Because vitamins are the last thing anyone needs in the summer.
#15. The smell of barbecue. Also, everywhere.
It’s just deliciously cooked meat. Totally overrated.
Ugh. Can’t wait for summer to end.