Even social recluses and misanthropes need love, too. So whether you’re shopping for a friend or for yourself, these gifts will definitely put a little warmth in some hearts. Truly, nothing says ‘I love you’ quite like an illustration of the middle finger… right?
#1. This people-repelling necklace.
Props to bunniesinla, this necklace is perfect as an everyday-piece.
#2. This mug that lets others know your idiot-tolerance levels.
Which you can get here. May the caffeine be with you!
#3. A not-so-welcome mat to ward off, well, everyone.
Available on ripndip. They’ve got shirts, too!
#4. And this other not-so-welcome mat.
You can get this mat on etsy.
#5. This illustration that is worth about two words.
For your home or office table, perhaps? Get it here on etsy.
#6. A grumpy cat plush toy. Just because.
Get your own grumpy spirit animal on Amazon.
#7. A record player to block out the sound of the outside world.
Because if you’re going to drown out the sound of outside civilisation, it should be with the sound of vinyl. You can get one here.
#8. A card you can hand to people who just don’t know when to stop.
Portable, comes in a pack, and makes ending conversations a lot easier. Available on etsy.
#9. This emoji pillow that shows your reaction to basically everything.
Available on Amazon. You probably wish this doubled as a mask, huh?
#10. These chill pill bath bombs for the perfect soak.
What better way to re-energize than with a giant pill? Buy them here to start relaxing.
#11. This sleep mask ala Breakfast At Tiffany’s.
Sleep is for the weak? More like sleep is for a week. Check it out on etsy.
#12. These phone cases that are just perfect.
Available for iPhones and Samsung phones.
#13. A DVD box set of Law & Order SVU.
Why? Don’t you mean, WHY NOT? LET THE BINGING BEGIN!
#14. This notepad for when you need to ponder some issues.
Professional help not included, but should be considered. Until then, you can get this notepad here.
#15. Or this notepad for when you have issues with someone else.
Because honesty is the best policy, right? Hand out with care. You can get a pad here.
#16. This wine glass that is beyond perfect.
“It’s not a bottle, it’s a glass, okay? Stop exaggerating.” Get it here.
#17. These animal-themed onesies for an all-day pyjama party for one.
You can get them on aliexpress and start up an indoor dance party!
Go on, and spread the love!