Playgrounds are designed to offer a free, imaginative space for children to expand their minds while also feeling safe. These playgrounds are not safe. Actually, these playgrounds are downright terrifying.
#1. Meet the playground human/animal centipede
#2. I can’t even…
#3. Do not stare into the child’s eyes
#4. That looks like a proper way to enter this inflatable chef
#5. Behold, the peeing boys of sadness
#6. I wouldn’t touch that
#7. Queen uni-boob wants you to ride her slide
#8. Yet another reason why clowns are the scariest things on the planet
#9. Did the pig really need boobs?
#10. That’s one long, um, extension
#11. The world’s most effective slide
#12. Steer clear of the land of cannibal sausages
#13. This is clearly a trap
#14. Fear the terror swing set of dead, beheaded monkeys
#15. This is also a trap
#16. I want to meet the person who truly thought this was a good idea
#17. Can we please go to a playground that isn’t haunted by a deranged scientist?
#18. Come children. Let’s go climb the rock penis
#19. Someone actually made this. I have lost all hope for humanity
Do yourself a favor and steer clear of these “joyful” playground attractions. They belong only in your most troubling nightmares and nowhere else.