The state of Vermont is nestled in what could possibly be the most obscure and godforsaken tract of land in the United States. Why anyone would want to go there is beyond comprehension.
#1. It’s awfully bland.
Sugarbush Farms chapel.
#2. There’s not much to see in the way of greenery.
#3. It’s such a desolate landscape.
#4. It’s like nobody values the environment in these ‘ere parts.
#5. Can’t say we like it.
Burlington Earth Clock.
#6. There’s no color.
#7. Nor is there any real flavor.
#8. The inhabitants are boring and spend all their time indoors.
Milton winter festival.
#9. They don’t like trying new things.
Queeche hot air balloon festival.
#11. Prepare to be bored out of your eyeballs, if you’re foolish enough to visit.
North Hero island.
#12. Honestly, just what is there to do in this frightful state?
#13. And what is there to see?
#14. Even wildlife steer clear of the place.
#15. And who can blame them.
#16. We wouldn’t wanna come here, either.
Lewis pond pier.
#17. Trust us, neither would you.
#18. So just don’t.
#19. Your time is better spent elsewhere.
Cory hill road, Putney.