19 Reasons Why You Should Never Visit Vermont

The state of Vermont is nestled in what could possibly be the most obscure and godforsaken tract of land in the United States. Why anyone would want to go there is beyond comprehension.

#1. It’s awfully bland.


ryanmcginnisphoto

Sugarbush Farms chapel.

#2. There’s not much to see in the way of greenery.


Fletche

Stowe.

#3. It’s such a desolate landscape.


philipleemiller

Thundering falls.

#4. It’s like nobody values the environment in these ‘ere parts.


An amateur

Essex.

#5. Can’t say we like it.


Tony Defrank

Burlington Earth Clock.

#6. There’s no color.


philipleemiller

South Woodstock.

#7. Nor is there any real flavor.


Putneypics

Maple leaves.

#8. The inhabitants are boring and spend all their time indoors.


betsyfinstad

Milton winter festival.

#9. They don’t like trying new things.


tjfries

Queeche hot air balloon festival.

#10. Blah.


Raji Vathyam

Stowe church.

#11. Prepare to be bored out of your eyeballs, if you’re foolish enough to visit.


whoisnd

North Hero island.

#12. Honestly, just what is there to do in this frightful state?


mountaintrekker2001

Madonna mountain.

#13. And what is there to see?


dan_brunette

Stowe balloons.

#14. Even wildlife steer clear of the place.


Call of The Wild Photography

Buffalo.

#15. And who can blame them.


dfbphotos

Snowy owl.

#16. We wouldn’t wanna come here, either.


philipleemiller

Lewis pond pier.

#17. Trust us, neither would you.


sminky_pinky100

Hopkins bridge.

#18. So just don’t.


philipleemiller

Weston.

#19. Your time is better spent elsewhere.


Putneypics

Cory hill road, Putney.