1. Go on, be honest.
You echo all our sentiments, hun. Get it here.
2. Oh, Nutella, you player.
He’s my guilty pleasure, too. *wink* Get it here.
3. #TeamMe
You’re better company than most people, TBH. Get it here.
4. Having a pet is kinda like being in a serious relationship.
You need to feed them constantly and tell them they’re important every few minutes. Get it here.
5. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.
Screaming profanities at anonymous online players is kinda like ‘mingling’, right? Get it here.
6. If you live for balls and skimpy uniforms.
Plus: beer, popcorn, and shitloads of meat. It’s the perfect date. Get it here.
7. Show love to the your significant other, a.k.a. you.
And by ‘a Pringle’, we mean the entire can. Get it here.
8. Being single means being able to wear bacon for perfume and getting away with it.
Who needs a boyfriend when you can have bacon? Get it here.
9. Can Facebook please update their relationship status options?
The best part is, you can go to bed with all four at the same time. Get it here.
10. It’s called the law of supply and demand, bitches.
Someone should get you while you last. Get it here.
11. Because ‘book people’ are better than ‘real people’.
Brb, mourning over Sirius Black (and you read that book when you were 11). He was so precious. Get it here.
12. Oh what, you’re a PhD graduate with Channing Tatum’s abs?
Sorry, but unless you’re actually Channing Tatum, I still prefer pizza. Get it here.
13. You try not to laugh, but you know you’re hilarious.
If your life were a movie, it would be multiple shots of you just staring at the mirror, eating cheesecake and LOL-ing. Get it here.
14. With all the food that needs to be eaten, who has time for a boyfriend?
You’re a girl who knows her priorities. *high five* Get it here.
15. You know what they say, there’s no perfect relationship.
So what if your boyfriend’s invisible? At least you don’t get into arguments, like, at all. Get it here.
16. Relationship status? “Dating Self”.
On the plus side, you’ll be dating someone super sweet and ridiculously charming. Get it here.
17. It’s like salad, but with mostly croutons & tomatoes, like one giant crouton covered with tomato sauce & cheese.
So basically it’s pizza. Get it here.
18. Or any sort of alcohol, actually.
Te Amo or Tequila… Always a toss-up. Get it here.
19. Your preferred dating pool is intentionally super narrow.
If it doesn’t have pepperoni and mozzarella cheese, you’re outta there. Get it here.