#1. They’ve mastered the system.
#2. They do not respond to threats.
#3. They’re willing to face scary creatures alone.
#4. They’re getting with the times.
#5. They’re learning the art of comedy.
#6. They can’t be bossed around.
#7. They throw bad literature at their enemies.
#8. They know their worth.
#9. They are skilled in camouflage and disguise.
#10. They’re educating themselves with the jargon of their citizens.
#11. They send their minions on difficult missions on their behalf.
#12. They can weave philosophy and late 2000’s culture seamlessly.
#13. They are totally on Google.
#14. They know how to say “beans” in multiple languages.
#15. They make you question reality.
#16. They even make you doubt your sanity.
#17. They make their presence known in the most badass of ways.
#18. They call it like it is.
#19. They have mastered the art of the meme response.
#20. They practice war strategies whenever they can.
#21. They are expert ad lib lyricists.
#22. They understand what’s really important in life.
#23. They do not run out of energy for cooking or verbal exercises.
#24. They can singlehandedly carry the confidence of an entire Kardashian clan.
#25. They slyly squeeze sensitive information out of you.
#26. Their emoji game has reached new heights.
#27. They are very not stupid.
#28. They have advanced multilingual skills.
#28. They know how to shut you down.
#29. They know that with great power comes great responsibility.
#30. They churn out the most solid advice.
#31. They have #LifeGoals.
#32. They are armed with the newest gadgets.
#33. They share the secrets of the trade.
#35. And lastly, they are quick learners.
