Funny Parents Share The Ridiculous Ways They Accidentally Ruined Their Kid’s Day

Following the success of the hilarious Reasons My Son Is Crying Facebook page, comes an Instagram for #assholeparents whose unspeakably evil behaviour has reduced their kids to tantrums.

#1. When you can’t eat your dinner off a shoe.

#2. When you give them a choice. You monster.

#3. When you point out that deodorant is not a healthy breakfast.

#4. When you force them to have fun.

#5. When you ask if they have a driving license.

#6. When you stop them removing the flesh from their bones.

#7. When you just don’t understand their nutritional needs.

#8. When you don’t join in the game and ruin it for everyone.

#9. When you traumatize them for life.

#10. When you can’t protect them from life’s perils.

#11. When you warned them… and you were right.

#12. When you just can’t get ANYTHING right.

#13. When you bang on about health and safety.

#14. When you teach them to be self-sufficient.

#15. When you’re SO selfish.

#16. When you can’t stop everyone else being SO selfish.

#17. When your genes are just no good.

#18. When you’re the biggest spoilsport EVER.

#19. When you don’t understand their creative vision.

#20. When you can’t make everything right. Isn’t that what parents are for?!

#21. And when you show just how useless you are as a measly human.

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