19 Things Only People Who Are Slightly Obsessed With Wine Will Get

#1. You’re always on the “liquid diet”.

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#2. You don’t know where all your money goes, but you’ve got an impressive empty bottle collection.

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#3. You can’t remember what water is.

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#4. You’re looking forward to retirement a.k.a. the 24-hour booze party.

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#5. You’ll drink whatever’s on offer.

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#6. You wouldn’t touch a can of Coke, but… wait is that Pinot Grigio?

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#7. You don’t understand people who say, “I’m just having one”.

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#8. You never waste a good glass of wine.

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#9. If there’s alcohol involved, you’re there.

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#10. Everything’s better when there’s wine.

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#11. You’ve accepted you might have some problems.

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#12. You have super achievable life goals and they look like this.

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#13. You refuse to believe wine could be bad for you.

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#14. You could teach classes on how to drink.

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#15. You’ve considered buying one of those novelty bucket-sized wine glasses.

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#16. You never really have to think about whether or not to drink tonight.

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#17. You get sassy when someone tells you to stop.

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#18. You hate your lil’ wine belly, but… wine.

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#19. And this is what you dream about.

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