Apple’s New iPhone 7 Killed The Headphone Jack And Twitter Is Responding Hilariously

Apple just released the iPhone 7 (and some other stuff that’s not as exciting) in their much-anticipated Apple Event this week. They’ve largely ignored their customers’ pleas for, y’know, useful stuff, instead serving up an extra camera, water resistant-ness, and — most shockingly — they’ve gotten rid of the beloved, universal, auxiliary headphone jack.

#1. Some think Apple should just give up and accept the Nokia 3310’s enduring greatness.

There’s thousands of them surviving on 1% battery to this day.

#2. Everyone knew it wasn’t going to be cheap.

We’d been wondering what to do with that spare $700 just taking up space in our bank accounts.

#3. But the announcement that the iPhone 7 wouldn’t have a headphone jack sent the Internet into a full-blown meltdown.

https://twitter.com/Politicub/status/773782388388335617

#4. And the introduction of the Air Bud earphones didn’t help things.

Can’t wait to lose those.

#5. People were quick to offer money-saving tips.

#6. Then people began theorizing what Apple would get rid of next.

#7. And the answer was, er, everything.

https://twitter.com/samxguevarra_/status/773814784655360000

#8. Many grief-filled tweets expressed the important place headphone cords had in our lives.

#9. The Apple team’s devious thought process was revealed.

#10. But, let’s face it, we’re all going to accept whatever Apple makes us do.

#11. Then things got weird.

#12. Then things got SASSY.

#13. People are pretty sick of Apple, TBH.

Will they ever give us something we need? Like less stocks and shares apps?

#15. And secretly everyone was just thinking this.

Come on, guys, at least your tears of mourning for the headphone jack won’t damage your lovely, water-resistant, new iPhone…