When Magic: The Gathering fan ‘OB1FBM’ attended one of the game’s biggest tournaments, none of the attendants knew they were about to be part of a viral internet sensation.
And they had their buttcracks to thank for it.
In his own words, our hero explains: “I participated in one of the biggest Magic: the Gathering tournaments of all time this weekend. In an effort to document it, I posed for pictures near people with exposed asscracks. I present to you Grand Prix Richmond Crackstyle.”
Some say it’s the seriousness of his expression that makes the pictures so funny.
Others disagree, and maintain it’s his overstated yet strangely reassuring hand poses.
But to us, it all comes down to the profound sadness in his eyes.
“The eyes Chico, they never lie” – Tony Montana
Look at those eyes.
Look at them! Those are the eyes of a man who has seen far too many buttcracks in his time.
But alas, he remained strong, for his art.
With great courage, he carried on.
We salute you, buttcrack guy…
We salute you.
