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1. The gas station employee who would only give free food to kids with indigestion.
3. The marketing geniuses who came up with these catchy URLs.
4. The person who built this extraordinary piece of furniture.
5. The person who is confused about produce.
6. The mean person who made this to suck the joy out of children.
7. The Target employee who doesn’t have much common sense.
8. The person who clearly doesn’t approve of bikes.
9. The supermarket employee who thinks grapes aren’t really grapes.
10. The person who couldn’t make up his own mind.
11. The programmer who really, really likes Mexican food.
12. The bookstore employee who has a twisted sense of humor.
13. The person who created this culinary masterpiece.
14. The person who clearly wasn’t thinking hard enough when he named this toy.
15. The person who was being ironic.
16. The headline writer who took typos to another level.
17. The designer who had an unconventional vision, but made it a reality, anyway.
18. The graphic designer who is evidently not an expert on body appendages.
19. The person who used inappropriate phonetics.
20. The person who can’t be bothered to hide his excitement, and thinks that neither should you.
21. The employee who isn’t sure how acronyms work.
22. The person who thinks Sprite does the job just fine.
23. The person who wants you to gamble with your gum balls.
24. The person who has a different take on a Spielberg classic.
25. The person who missed his kindergarten class on animal sounds.
26. The sock designer who doesn’t like Saturdays very much.
27. The CNN employee who clearly doesn’t do geography.
28. The “antique” dealer who doesn’t understand what “antique” means.
29. The writer who’s been watching a bit too much Lord of the Rings.
30. The designer whose clientele consists mostly of mutants with non-existent torsos.
