Meat Lovers, Rejoice: Bacon-Scented Underwear Has Arrived In Time For Christmas

From the fine minds at J&D’s Food Inc. who brought us baconnaise and bacon-flavored lip balm comes their latest porky product — bacon-scented underwear.

Seattle-based J&D guarantee the wearer “the ultimate in comfort and cured meat”.

Apparently, the bacon scent should survive multiple washes and wears, although they suggest avoiding hungry dogs whilst wearing them.

…and friendly pigs.

Arriving just in time for Christmas, you can treat the bacon-lover in your life to these innovative garments for just $9.99.

If you don’t fancy buying bright red underpants for your BLT-loving boss, why not treat them (or a vegetarian you don’t like) to the bacon-scented pillowcase?

J&D Foods specialise in bacon-scented items and their range extends to bacon condoms, shaving cream, deodorant, and even a bacon flavor oxygen inhaler if you’re trying to keep off the hard stuff.

You can see the full range on their website.