#1. You’re always on the “liquid diet”.
#2. You don’t know where all your money goes, but you’ve got an impressive empty bottle collection.
#3. You can’t remember what water is.
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#4. You’re looking forward to retirement a.k.a. the 24-hour booze party.
#5. You’ll drink whatever’s on offer.
#6. You wouldn’t touch a can of Coke, but… wait is that Pinot Grigio?
#7. You don’t understand people who say, “I’m just having one”.
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#8. You never waste a good glass of wine.
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#9. If there’s alcohol involved, you’re there.
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#10. Everything’s better when there’s wine.
#11. You’ve accepted you might have some problems.
#12. You have super achievable life goals and they look like this.
#13. You refuse to believe wine could be bad for you.
#14. You could teach classes on how to drink.
#15. You’ve considered buying one of those novelty bucket-sized wine glasses.
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#16. You never really have to think about whether or not to drink tonight.
#17. You get sassy when someone tells you to stop.
#18. You hate your lil’ wine belly, but… wine.
#19. And this is what you dream about.
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