19 Things Only People Who Are Slightly Obsessed With Wine Will Get

#1. You’re always on the “liquid diet”.

Happy fourth! Celebrating the red wine and blue!! (@claudwithnojob)

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#2. You don’t know where all your money goes, but you’ve got an impressive empty bottle collection.

Probably more crap from Target than food… #bankstatement #alcohol #food #crapfromtarget #wineaux #winepeople #winepeopleproblems #TeamWine

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#3. You can’t remember what water is.

Wine over water 🍷💦 #WomenWhoLoveWine #waterweight #wineo #imhealthy #typical

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#4. You’re looking forward to retirement a.k.a. the 24-hour booze party.

Age definitely gets better with wine. 🍷🍷🍷 #winequote

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#5. You’ll drink whatever’s on offer.

Wait, what? #roséseason

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#6. You wouldn’t touch a can of Coke, but… wait is that Pinot Grigio?

I am currently on a 6 month cleanse consisting of only VODKA

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#7. You don’t understand people who say, “I’m just having one”.

So so weak…. It doesn't take much to twist my arm 🍷🍾🎉😜 #firstruleofwineclub

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#8. You never waste a good glass of wine.

Drinking up thanks to @uber_nyc's #ubersummerseries party! Drink responsibly and don't drink and drive

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#9. If there’s alcohol involved, you’re there.

I'll be there 5 minutes ago.

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#10. Everything’s better when there’s wine.

and just like that I'm magically over it

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#11. You’ve accepted you might have some problems.

@Google you are so sassssyyyyyy #ForRealTellMeHowToDoIt #GimmeDatRosé #TalkThirtyToMe

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#12. You have super achievable life goals and they look like this.

How do I explain this one on a job interview?

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#13. You refuse to believe wine could be bad for you.

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#14. You could teach classes on how to drink.

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#15. You’ve considered buying one of those novelty bucket-sized wine glasses.

My idea of "one beer"

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#16. You never really have to think about whether or not to drink tonight.

All of the above!!! 🍷🍷🍷 #winequote

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#17. You get sassy when someone tells you to stop.

Bartender: seriously buddy you've had enough. Seagull: you've had enough.

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#18. You hate your lil’ wine belly, but… wine.

Remind me to never ask you for advice again 🙅🏻

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#19. And this is what you dream about.

Who needs water when you have champagne 🍾🍾🍾 #firstruleofwineclub

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