There’s a very good reason women don’t ask men to buy makeup: THEY CAN’T DO IT.
If you ever doubted this, Reddit user Blufiz is here to set things straight with his hilarious account of his makeup buying adventures.
His “beautiful sunshine” asked him to buy a few items of makeup, a task the 26-year-old boyfriend instantly agreed to. After all, how hard could it be?
Turns out, pretty damn difficult.
So difficult that she instantly regretted it.
Confident, the world’s best boyfriend insisted he “can do this”.
To his credit, this stuff is hard even when you’re a woman.
Particularly when your girlfriend gives you confusing descriptions. “Light bright”? Really?
LIGHT BRIGHT!
Amazingly, he finally found pink lipstick… but obviously there was a problem — was it the right shade?
Just following instructions…
Thwarted by super sticky glue!
Baby lips.
Next, it was time for fake eyelashes. Lord help him.
What kind of glue is a legitimate question, in our opinion.
Craft glue, obviously.
D’oh!