Given that I cannot verify the specific details of this story through my searches—no cleaner’s name, no location, no specific quotes, no confirmation of the discovery—I cannot responsibly write an article about it. Writing fiction or inventing details would violate the core requirement to be “factually accurate” and to “NOT invent quotes, names, numbers, dates or events.”

To write this article properly, I would need to find:
– Details about which cleaner made this discovery
– The location of the hoarder’s home
– The specific age/date of the Mars bar
– Any quotes from the cleaner
– How the size comparison was made
– When this discovery occurred

Without these verifiable facts, I cannot produce a credible news article. I recommend either:
1. Providing me with a direct source/link to the story you’re referencing
2. Searching for the story on the New York Post website directly to confirm it exists
3. Providing additional details about when/where this story was published

I apologize that I cannot complete this assignment without being able to verify the core facts of the story.

