Fifth Grade Girl Writes Down Rules For The Boy Pestering Her At School

Ladies, we’ve found your new life coach and she’s a fifth grader. This list of “rules and regulations” was written by a young girl named Zoë for her classmate, Noah. Apparently, he was being a typical elementary school boy picking on our homegirl, but Zoë  was having none o’ that, and decided to school little Noah herself on something called manners. 

Twitter user Denny Dimples shared the list, which was sent to her by a schoolteacher friend. Whatever Noah did to piss Zoë off, he’s probably not going to be doing it again anytime soon:

I’d back off if I were you, Noah. This little girl ain’t playing.