There’s no such thing as too much cheese. Whether you’re the type to class it up with a fancy cheese plate or live your life with a knife and a snuggie ala Liz Lemon, there’s no denying the gouda.
#1. There’s sooooo many kinds of cheese to choose from.
There’s over a thousand of them. Seriously. The list just goes on and on and on.
#2. Cheese is actually really good for your health.
It’s got good cholesterol, loaded with vitamins, and here’s the twist: it helps with weight loss. Boom. Science.
#3. It’s probably the best thing to eat when you’re drunk.
There’s no drunk food better than pretty much anything with cheese.
#4. Or hell, it’s the best thing to eat regardless of your alcohol level.
CHEESEBURGER!!! PIZZA!! GRILLED! MOTHA!! FUCKIN! CHEESE!!!
#5. Not only are they good as a salty snack…
By itself or with some crackers, doesn’t even matter as long as there’s cheese.
#6. … They’re just as good as a dessert, too.
Cheesecake is the best thing to happen to dessert, we can all admit it.
#7. IT LOOKS SO GOOD WHEN IT DOES THE MELTY GOOEY THING.
LOOK AT HOW MAGNIFICENT THAT IS.
#8. Fondue you love cheese?
Is it a meal with hot cheese? Yes. Is it a meal that’s aaalll hot cheese? Um. YES.
#9. Cheese also goes really well with wine.
And you look fancy as hell pairing them up.
#10. Cheese brings people closer together.
You like cheese? He likes cheese! We all love cheese!