#1. This girl sparking a new Beyonce-in-the-bathroom craze.
https://twitter.com/kellyoxford/status/747614693410250753?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
#2. This equal rights warrior.
https://twitter.com/ValeeGrrl/status/750789106893000704?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
#3. This budding illustrator.
I think my kid just declared prostitution a government service. pic.twitter.com/C7hWpG7lpj
— Lou Whiteman (@louwhiteman) March 26, 2015
#4. This tactful casting.
4: Mommy, you're just like a Disney movie. We should play pretend.
Me: Aww! Sure!
4:You can be the Beast.
Me: …
4: Or the fat sea witch!— Marl (@Marlebean) April 17, 2014
#5. This carol singer.
https://twitter.com/ValeeGrrl/status/680118060263538688?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
#6. This human alarm clock.
[5:45 AM, in a harsh whisper]
Daddy, don't worry, you can sleep. I'm making my own breakfast, how do you turn on the oven?
Me: I'm up.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) November 21, 2015
#7. This evil genius.
My son got mad at me yesterday and opened all the bananas in the house. What type of passive aggressive monster… pic.twitter.com/4p2Ucqh9NF
— Southside Vic (@VictorPopeJr) March 9, 2016
#8. This Child-A-Tron 3000.
https://twitter.com/FeralCrone/status/564171596303458304?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
#9. This adorable strop.
She's mad at the sun for going down #minimilah pic.twitter.com/wN9qb4N8tq
— Jamilah Lemieux (@JamilahLemieux) April 9, 2016
#10. This slightly sinister strop.
https://twitter.com/meliperr/status/719221888543797248?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
#11. This “surprise” guest.
https://twitter.com/ValeeGrrl/status/744582113937207297?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
#12. This daughter’s imagination.
So: I asked our daughter to design the family Christmas card. pic.twitter.com/feDy7PMPVc
— Chris Cleave (@chriscleave) November 19, 2015
#13. This confusing sense of relief and disappointment.
watching the kids play hide and seek in the park and mine just hid behind a chain link fence
at least we don't have to save for college
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) January 27, 2014
#14. This awful discovery.
4-year-old: Why do you go to work?
Me: They pay me a salary.
4-year-old:
Me:
4-year-old: I don’t even like celery.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 28, 2015
#15. This super-tense race.
7: I'm beating you!
Me: Ok.
7: I'm way ahead!
Me: I see that.
7: I'm gonna win!
Me:….
My son on the carousel horse in front of me.
— Master of Mediocrity (@charliedelta7) March 13, 2016
#16. This creative genius.
3yo (in bathroom): Mummy, can I put this sticker on Daddy's card?
Me (in bed): Yes.
3yo: Will he love it?
Me: Yes. pic.twitter.com/TJepUORQwH— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) June 21, 2015
#17. This terrible news.
https://twitter.com/kellyoxford/status/667523712959148032?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
#18. And this smart-ass.
dad: "come on, you guys are LATE!!!!"
11yo: "you should have started YELLING at us earlier!"— dadmissions (@Dadmissions) June 30, 2016