Divorce can be quite a messy affair, particularly when it comes to deciding who gets what. Things often get nasty as estranged spouses fight for their fair share of the possessions.
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So when the German courts told this guy to split everything 50/50 with his seemingly unfaithful ex-wife, he did just that.
In a video that he has posted on YouTube, the man shows how he methodically bisected everything from a teddy bear to their car, exhibiting an impressive aptitude for power tools.
“Thank you for 12 ‘beautiful years,’ Laura! You’ve really earned half. Greetings also to my successor.”
“In my opinion, this conversion is the perfect solution for users who want to save space, but can not afford a MacBook Air”
“Whoever wonders where the second half is may want to check with my ex-wife”
“There’s no need for cuddling stuffed animals — for such things, there are affectionate co-workers.”
“The chairs are super as an art installation”
“It’s the perfect phone for people who do not like to make calls.”
“The wheel moves despite minor limitations, and the front brake engages perfectly.”
“In recent years, I’ve spent many beautiful evenings on this sofa with my woman. She did not find the evenings so beautiful, which is why my ex-wife now sits on another couch.”
“Unlike my ex-wife, I cannot say anything bad about the bed, really, have always slept well in it.”
“Watching TV alone is already depressing enough. The device is very compact and has several inputs, but am not sure whether they all work.”
“It is considerably smaller and more manageable. In addition, you will finally be at peace with this phone: it is guaranteed not to ring and vibrate and will not play music.”
“I offer here, in my opinion, the best REM album… ‘Everybody Hurts’ (how true!!!) and ‘Nightswimming’ are the best passages on it yet.”
Luckily, the couple didn’t have any pets, or children.
