#1. This woman who couldn’t tell the difference between real and fake plants.
Wish I would've known @jimmyfallon was doing #imdumb tonight. I watered wax plants for 3 years thinking they were real and I kept them alive
— Michelle (@tikishell) May 13, 2016
#2. This girl who had a different kind of religion on her mind.
https://twitter.com/emiameliee/status/730590233088032768
#3. This dude who really did not get the joke.
https://twitter.com/DeuceMcCool/status/731258445995900928
#4. This guy who thought lifting and bodily gasses would impress a girl.
https://twitter.com/eschless23/status/730481392467861504
#5. This woman who thought she was a sandwich.
#ImDumb I ordered a Rachel sandwich. The waiter hands it to me and says Rachel and I said no I'm Melissa.
— Melissa (@Mafoltz) May 13, 2016
#6. This science renegade who needed answers.
A few years ago, I tested the "no tears" baby shampoo claim by rubbing it into my eyes.
There were tears. A lot. #ImDumb
— AL (@MissSchliez) May 11, 2016
#7. This woman who forgot the concept of birthdays for a second there.
https://twitter.com/LibsInAmerica/status/731618438066638848
#8. This guy who is forever traumatized by the sound of his mother’s voice.
One time at Starbucks the lady called my name. She sounded so much like my mom that instead of saying "Thank You" I said "Sorry". #ImDumb
— Ed Hill (@kingedhill) May 11, 2016
#9. This guy who was wrongfully polite.
https://twitter.com/DylanLangley/status/730608300220403712
#10. This one who thought what we all did at some point.
https://twitter.com/updownside/status/730590954973880320
#11. This girl who can conquer mountains, but trip over mole hills.
https://twitter.com/monmillena/status/731636539600441344
#12. This one who wasn’t familiar with model tents.
I saw the models of tents for sale at Walmart and said, "Those little tents are so cute! But what would you ever use them for?" #ImDumb
— Casey Fiore (@FioreCasey) May 13, 2016
#13. This guy who probably had a rude awakening as soon as he found out the truth.
When I was a kid, I used to think dogs and cats were the same species and dogs were males and cats were females #imdumb jimmy
— Bud Wisor (@davidwisor) May 17, 2016
#14. This girl who’s been consumed by technology.
https://twitter.com/Blaire_47/status/730585079685074945?lang=en
#15. This guy who made a mistake that could’ve happened to anybody.
https://twitter.com/bayers8/status/731514079056035840
#16. This guy who got prices and minutes mixed up.
When I first started driving, I only filled up $19.59 out of $20 because I confused minutes and cents. This happened more than once #imdumb
— Rance Mayfield (@Rancetheman) May 13, 2016
#17. This girl who encountered a pretty life-like doll.
https://twitter.com/yafet01/status/730475741482201089
#18. This woman who was a bit too into noir.
https://twitter.com/VictoriaGrace36/status/730480572359970816
#19. This woman who tried, and failed.
My husband left his phone & asked me to bring it to him. Driving there I realized I forgot it. So I tried to call & tell him. #ImDumb
— JillianT (@JillToday) May 26, 2016
#20. This guy who’s a regular klutz.
Sprinting to the bus stop, I tripped down a ramp. I saved myself by rolling to my feet–until I stepped on my scarf and fell again #imdumb
— Tyler Bernas (@FeelTheBern8) May 13, 2016
#21. This girl who actually made sense… a little.
Up until my late teens, I thought "Alzheimer's Disease" was called "Old Timers Disease". It sounded the same and made sense. #imdumb
— Erin McManus (@TheRinster) May 14, 2016
#22. This guy who was not the smartest planner.
https://twitter.com/evan_aye/status/730587135212818439
#23. This woman who was a bit too friendly.
At work I ran into a mannequin, apologized, then said 'oh wait, I thought you were a person…Why am I still talking to you?' #ImDumb
— Victoria Queen of Naps & Noodles (@creativerock09) May 14, 2016
#24. This wife who totally got trolled by her husband.
My husband told me once that the white around stop signs meant the stop was optional, I believed him. #IMDUMB
— Aimee Huber (@aimeehuber918) May 18, 2016
#25. This one who apparently needed to be secure to sit on a couch.
Me: *sitting on my couch watching tv*
*suddenly, randomly thinks*
I should put on my seat belt.
-___- #imdumb— 糞餓鬼ジャッキー (@kusogakijackie) May 15, 2016
#26. This woman who may have committed the perfect crime.
I once drove my car to work, paid for parking and then forgot and took the bus home. Thought my car was stolen when I got home #ImDumb
— Michelle Stewart ☮️ (@PhotogMichelleS) May 12, 2016
#27. This girl who tried and failed so hard.
I emailed my landlord to ask her for her email. #imdumb
— chelsea baker (@chelseasamy) May 15, 2016
#28. This dude who’s probably just as bad at lip reading.
I thought the AC/DC song You Shook Me All Night Long started with "she was a fax machine…" #imdumb
— Lori (@LoCage) May 13, 2016
#29. This girl who thought she was someone else.
#IMDUMB I entered a bathroom turned and said excuse me to some1 exiting. Turns out the person was me and it was a mirror not the entrance.
— Kelley Sunthimer (@kellbell890644) May 15, 2016
#30. This young hopeful.
https://twitter.com/sophieboucher36/status/731842965384101889
#31. This guy who not only played himself, but everyone else.
I once started a line outside a restroom thinking there was someone inside. Five minutes later, I opened the door and it was empty. #ImDumb
— FG ♊️? (@fgivory) May 13, 2016
#32. This girl who had some questionable tastes.
One time I tried to text my mom saying I wanted duck for dinner but I accidentally sent her a text saying "I want dick for dinner" #ImDumb
— youna (@ohhaney) May 11, 2016
#33. And finally, this gem who had a different thought about parking fines.
I used to think when handicapped parking signs say "$250 fine", it meant if you pay $250, ok FINE you can park there. #ImDumb
— frankus (@fmarshall99) May 12, 2016