Because who doesn’t love to ruin a dinner party?
#1.
'I just love to reel off Big Bang Theory quotes, one after the other' #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase
— Mark Jones (@m0dernworld) October 5, 2016
#2.
Oh your family is from the Caribbean ? Do you speak Jamaican #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase pic.twitter.com/kbuGGiFNCR
— Mayhem? (@NawImForrealHoe) October 5, 2016
#3.
https://twitter.com/DanaGeezus/status/783669580472418305
#4.
https://twitter.com/ChrsView/status/783670168715231232
#5.
You know, the FDA allows 10mg of animal feces per pound of food.#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase
— Aaron David (@DimwittedGenius) October 5, 2016
#6.
#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase
I beat the meat myself— ErnestMungEsq (@ErnestMungEsq) October 5, 2016
#7.
https://twitter.com/BellDavidC/status/783674864943017984
#8.
https://twitter.com/TBrennan907/status/783675160461094912
#9.
Ear-splitting unrelenting toddler shrieks #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase
— A Dissident Is Here ? (@Pulpiteer) October 5, 2016
#10.
#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase "I prepared this dinner while I bathed." pic.twitter.com/EPTvoc0gM5
— Mike Rust (@Rustyinthehigh) October 5, 2016
#11.
https://twitter.com/stlcardsfan420/status/783708189321601025
#12.
https://twitter.com/reeceari/status/783710474592514048
#13.
#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase I don't know why a Supermarket would throw out perfectly good food.
— HAVANAHONEY (@HAVANAHONEY) October 5, 2016
#14.
#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase This tastes just like your mother.
— Tofu (@Tofu) October 5, 2016
#15.
"Hey, waiter! I'm in my soup." #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase pic.twitter.com/5z3hf4R7I9
— Pixar (@Pixar) October 5, 2016
#16.
Hopefully someone finds my cigarette… #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase pic.twitter.com/EXj15AGOWI
— Miss Lo Nicole™ (@MissLoNicole77) October 5, 2016
#17.
#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase Who needs a dishwasher? The dogs got these plates so clean.
— James Grimm (@Jggrimm) October 5, 2016
#18.
Of course this meal is vegan! I made sure to use skim milk, low fat cheese, and local honey. #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase
— Alika Hope (@AlikaHope) October 5, 2016
#19.
https://twitter.com/ChrisHannard/status/783703697297641472
#20.
If your food starts to walk away don't worry just hold onto it #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase
— Bradley J (@bradleyjvoices) October 5, 2016
#21.
The food in prison wasn't as good as this #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase
— john william osullivan (@putlock) October 5, 2016
#22.
"Here's your well-done Trump steak." #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase
— Tara Dublin (@taradublinrocks) October 5, 2016
#23.
https://twitter.com/NoctisCaliber/status/783719498977316864
#24.
https://twitter.com/ChrisHannard/status/783719535912378370
#25.
#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase I believe I'm about to throw up.
— James Avila (@javila27) October 5, 2016
#26.
https://twitter.com/MelanatedFemale/status/783719805979328516
#27.
https://twitter.com/MortDiFaim/status/783719924648833028
#28.
#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase My shower cam is no bigger than that fly in your soup.
— Typhus Weebey (@CulturalManure) October 5, 2016
#29.
Everybody likes cat, right?
— ⊕ (@Tetrisdroid) October 5, 2016