#1.
https://twitter.com/TimFederle/status/659798794863775744
#2.
https://twitter.com/RaginBotanist/status/543564343615688704
#3.
*matches with cute girl on tinder*
me: hey
her: helllo! who's the guy in your 3rd picture he's cute.
*unmatches cute girl on tinder*
the end— BrennenTaylor.eth (@BrennenTaylor) September 30, 2016
#4.
https://twitter.com/YourTextSpoken/status/781909870656102400
#5.
Just when I started to feel like being single wasn't that lonely… pic.twitter.com/Q2JH2pEKwm
— sarah croce (@sarahcroce) March 9, 2016
#6.
am i even a millennial if i don't have access to an ex's netflix account?
— Natalya Lobanova (@NatalyaLobanova) August 30, 2016
#7.
Saying "I love you" for the first time is like guessing the wifi password for someone's heart
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) February 8, 2014
#8.
https://twitter.com/jodecicry/status/772848229868244992
#9.
The greatest sign of doom for millennial dating is boys asking for Snapchat names before phone numbers ???
— Nicole Krasean (@NicoleK_WTWO) September 5, 2016
#10.
The 'games' folder on my phone is just all dating apps…a memoir
— Stevie ? (@stevieboebi) August 22, 2016
#11.
https://twitter.com/BrendanScannell/status/772605232392134656
#12.
Let's stop beating around the bush. Your cellphone case is cute, my cellphone case is cute, lets put our phones together so they can kiss.
— Matty New Year (@MattBennett) September 4, 2016
#13.
https://twitter.com/shelbyfero/status/771204895437262848
#14.
The only reason I would ever even consider getting married is for the amount of Likes I would get on my Facebook update.
— Lord Jared Oban ?? (@jaredoban) December 30, 2014
#15.
SOMEONE ON A DATING APP JUST ASKED FOR MY NUMBER AND I ACCIDENTALLY GAVE THEM MY MOMS. DELETING EVERYTHING INCLUDING MYSELF BYE
— Kirsten King (@KirstenKing_) March 29, 2016
#16.
https://twitter.com/kumailn/status/482603546844483584
#17.
A man fixing your computer is the new chopping firewood; makes a lady feel safe and warm. #Swoon
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) March 18, 2013
#18.
https://twitter.com/LeahKnauer/status/767819807135707136
#19.
https://twitter.com/kwirkyKerri/status/779889101742804992
#20.
https://twitter.com/TheGabbieShow/status/782344359991586816
#21.
A dude just told me his snapchat name then dabbed at me as he walked away. Is this dating in 2016
— The Wolff (@gab_wolff) October 3, 2016