British writer Anna Mazzola often shares her young son’s creative writing on Twitter, like this excellent story he wrote filled with colorful onomatepoeiac words (and, er, nothing else).
https://twitter.com/Anna_Mazz/status/786669106120499200
But Anna’s little boy recently took things to new levels when he invented a whole new cast for the famous Mr Men books, doing away with Mr Tickle and Little Miss Splendid and replacing them with these guys.
https://twitter.com/Anna_Mazz/status/788085852719161345
Much as we applaud his broad vocabulary (and slightly alarming illustrations), we’re not sure Mr Anus and Miss Fart will be appearing in bookstores any time soon…