Twitter user Joe Grabinski collects and shares the stupidest, funniest and sometimes plain weirdest reviews people have posted on Amazon movies.
#1. There’s this one from the guy who didn’t enjoy the lack of furry beasts in Wolf Of Wall Street.
The Wolf of Wall Street. pic.twitter.com/tpA5syzMVG
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) December 16, 2014
#2. This reviewer seems to have hallucinated a bit whilst watching Free Willy (but enjoyed it!).
Free Willy. pic.twitter.com/wV5ool1hpY
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) March 20, 2016
#3. Sometimes the reviews can be SO nitpicky.
Inside Out. pic.twitter.com/nltlzMSwtH
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) March 18, 2016
#4. And they can take the movie titles really, really literally.
Chariots of Fire. pic.twitter.com/qODcLXMivM
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) March 14, 2016
#5. And sometimes they just make no sense at all.
The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl. pic.twitter.com/pw8YBoQnIz
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) March 12, 2016
#6. Some people can’t suspend belief for one second.
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip. pic.twitter.com/Eg82Wx1Xb2
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) March 11, 2016
#7. And then there’s the odd review that’s more like a letter to an agony aunt.
Les Miserables (2012). pic.twitter.com/bj2H6ZOQxA
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) March 10, 2016
#8. This guy’s review was short and to-the-point.
Jurassic World. pic.twitter.com/mJJnGT0UBx
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) March 6, 2016
#9. While Sheryl did not enjoy Pixar’s animated superheroes one little bit.
The Incredibles. pic.twitter.com/ptp8IMMoRo
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) March 3, 2016
#10. And this guy just didn’t think Cinderella was really for grown-ups.
Cinderella (1950). pic.twitter.com/5FzCz3i0Y5
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) March 2, 2016
#11. And this reviewer found that movies based on actual historical events can be, like, so predictable.
Titanic. pic.twitter.com/bdj1jaM7BI
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) February 24, 2016
#12. Kung Fu Panda wasn’t fooling this very smart individual.
Kung Fu Panda. pic.twitter.com/f16NXO4oLG
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) February 18, 2016
#13. This person likes his children eaten.
The Good Dinosaur. pic.twitter.com/4iE4fO3EOT
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) March 14, 2016
#14. Above all, the ridiculous reviews show that people enjoy the strangest things about movies.
The Last Witch Hunter. pic.twitter.com/ggqgPP2cqh
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) February 22, 2016
#15. And remember, movie directors, the tiniest flaw can ruin your whole movie.
Frozen. #tbt pic.twitter.com/phhj2EVBUI
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) January 21, 2016
You can keep up with more of the hilarious reviews on Twitter.