#1. Let’s be honest, you could get a free upgrade.
#2. Babies do that, right?
#3. Why can’t we just agree that this human is small until it’s bigger?
#4. Real struggles.
#5. That was unexpected…
#6. You’ll get the hang of it one day, young one.
#7. Sounds accurate to us.
#8. Yep. Very, very baby.
#9. Great idea.
#10. The birds and the bees is just a myth.
#11. Truth.
#12. Classic dad behavior.
#13. Well, at least it’s ready for them now.
#14. Babies do not respond to shushing.
#15. Aww, is that the new iPhone?
#16. Oh yes you were, baby.
#17. You mean I’m stuck with this thing?!
#18. Babies and fine dining don’t mix.
#19. Wait, what?
#20. This baby isn’t feeling the Bern.
#21. Um…
#22. Can’t wait to pull this one on our kid.
