A rogue graphic designer on Twitter is inviting people to send in any photos they feel need a Photoshop fix — but he’s taking their requests VERY literally.
US-based James Fridman has been amusing his 45,000 Twitter followers with his Photoshop work, filling client briefs like this.
— James Fridman (@fjamie013) March 12, 2016
He takes requests from all over the world, like this guy on a Russian beach who said, “I would like to lie in America”.
— James Fridman (@fjamie013) March 11, 2016
Young and old alike come to James in their hour of need.
— James Fridman (@fjamie013) March 13, 2016
But you have to be careful what you wish for with James, as this girl who asked him to “fix the ironing board, make the boobies bigger” found out the hard way.
— James Fridman (@fjamie013) March 8, 2016
And check your spelling or you’ll end up with an “angle with little wings” like this unfortunate soul.
https://twitter.com/fjamie013/status/706191845747982336
Seriously. Spellcheck.
— James Fridman (@fjamie013) March 14, 2016
“Could you please make my dad look the other way?” No problem.
https://twitter.com/fjamie013/status/706504150222295041
And sometimes James takes matters into his own hands, like this guy who was told, “You can’t just be sad. There must be a reason.”
— James Fridman (@fjamie013) March 9, 2016
And if you ask James to remove “that ugly creature” in a photo with your cat, be warned: James can be cruel.
— James Fridman (@fjamie013) March 10, 2016
In fact, even when he’s given fairly straightforward instructions he doesn’t necessarily do as asked.
https://twitter.com/fjamie013/status/706896115468255232
You’ll get what you asked for, just not what you expected.
https://twitter.com/fjamie013/status/706178519156527104
And then this one time he surprised everyone by being, well, really nice.
— James Fridman (@fjamie013) March 10, 2016
You can keep up with James’ maverick Photoshopping on Twitter.