27 Tweets About The Second Presidential Debate That’ll Make You Laugh, Then Question Everything

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#1.

Hillary starts the next debate with "Sorry Donald, your hands are too small to grab this pussy" then dances for 90 mins

— Shalyah Evans (@ShalyahEvans) October 7, 2016

#2.

https://twitter.com/keethers/status/785112068567490560

#3.

All the commercials for tonight's debate are missing is a deep-voiced guy shouting "SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!"

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) October 9, 2016

#4.

https://twitter.com/somebadideas/status/785147494162427904

#5.

https://twitter.com/vornietom/status/784975871656488960

#6.

THEY POSTED WESTWORLD EARLY BECAUSE OF THE DEBATE CANCEL ALL PLANS

— Ned Fulmer (@nedfulmer) October 9, 2016

#7.

Maybe @realDonaldTrump can use the mic from the "Billy Bush" interview at the next debate. Seems like it was working pretty well

— Chuck Corra (@ChuckCorra) October 7, 2016

#8.

TRUMP: i sexually assault women and see no issues with it
UNDECIDED VOTER: i dunno, hillary seems untrustworthy
GARY JOHNSON: let me debate

— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) October 7, 2016

#9.

https://twitter.com/jonfavs/status/784848112024064000

#10.

https://twitter.com/CalebSynan/status/784506102528417793

#11.

I just imagined a debate moderator yelling “FINISH HIM” to Hillary Clinton like in Mortal Kombat.

— Saeed Jones (@theferocity) October 7, 2016

#12.

Next debate will feature an audience of undecided voters to ask questions. If you're undecided at this point, I have some questions for you.

— Antonio French (@AntonioFrench) October 8, 2016

#13.

So, if I had to guess, I'd say on Sunday night, people will argue about who won the debate because reality has given up.

— Nick Martucci (serious) (@BlunderingIdiom) October 8, 2016

#14.

https://twitter.com/erinruberry/status/784778834616942596

#15.

https://twitter.com/morninggloria/status/784843804159406081

#16.

*Sunday debate*
Cooper: What is your plan to defeat ISIS?
Trump: Grab em by the pussy
Cooper: Huh?
Trump: I'm a star I can do anything Coop

— evrrybody loves kelli (@NYC_Blonde) October 8, 2016

#17.

on bright side for Trump, less pressure on Sunday's debate since stakes have gotten somewhat lower

— John Harwood (@JohnJHarwood) October 8, 2016

#18.

https://twitter.com/haralabob/status/784578325276684288

#19.

Hillary Clinton waiting for Sunday's debate like pic.twitter.com/i9XkBE7PoR

— Kevin Simmons (@TheSkorpion) October 8, 2016

#20.

Imagine if Hillary came out for the debate tomorrow night wearing a protective steel chastity belt over her pantsuit

— New Year Worse Me (@SortaBad) October 9, 2016

#21.

Hillary needs to open the debate with "careful Donald that's a hot mic," then crowd surf out doing the D Generation X suck-it motion forever

— Eireann Dolan (@EireannDolan) October 8, 2016

#22.

https://twitter.com/kashanacauley/status/784912152926777345

#23.

There should be a pre-debate show where the Undecided Voters have to find their way out of a maze or else they don't get to ask questions

— Connor Ratliff (@connorratliff) October 9, 2016

#24.

i have a feeling Trump will do the debate tomorrow but he'll be wearing a fake neckbrace and crutches for no reason

— Neil Cicierega (@neilcic) October 9, 2016

#25.