They lounge by the pool. They have private jets and vineyards. But they are… dogs. The newest Insta-craze, Rich Dogs of Instagram, features dogs that have money to burn and Versace to wear. Warning: may cause mixed reactions and confusion about the world we live in.
1. “I have expensive taste.”
2. “I’ve got 99 problems and hiding from paparazzi is one of them.”
3. “Who needs plane tickets when you have a private jet?”
4. “This island is fun. I’ll buy it.”
5. “You got a car? I got 80.”
6. Just one of those dog days.
7. Everyday I’m shuff-flin’
8. “My dietitian says I’m allergic to cheap food.”
9. “Yes, this tub has no water. I’m gonna fill it with money.”
10. “Emergencies do happen. I make sure I’m prepared.”
11. “Clear my schedule. I need to shop for bags.”
12. “You made a reservation at a restaurant with 2 Michelin stars? What are we, poor?!”
13. The fab life. Nailed it.
14. “Didn’t realize it’s already Saturday morning.”
15. “This is not a beach. This is my private island.”
16. “Just want to see what the weather is like up there.”
17. “Sad that I can’t take the yacht and private jet at the same time.”
18. “I speak French.”
19. “Bring those Vuittons over. I wish to sleep on them.”
20. “I have to get a manicure after going to the sauna. I barely have time for myself.”
21. “This Bugatti is 3 weeks old now. Time to get a new one.”
22. “My OTHER Lambo.”
23. “I can’t see haters with these glasses on.”
24. “Puhlease, dont’ just stand there.”
25. “This yacht does not match my fur… why?”
26. “Can you smell that? That’s the fresh scent of money.”
27. “I don’t have a hangover. I’m still drunk.”
28. “You’ve got a bottle of expensive wine? That’s cute.”
29. “Not sure if I want to step out of my comfort zone.”
30. “Get out of my way. I’ve got some cats to chase.”
The IG account was created by Elite Daily writer Kaylin Pound. But she has more noble intentions other than flaunting the humble-brags of our canine friends and their owners.
Kaylin has partnered with Posh Pets Rescue to help “spread the word about giving back to dogs that aren’t as fortunate as The Rich Dogs Of IG.” Posh Pets has no public funding and no shelter home — they rely solely foster homes and the generosity of animal lovers.
You may not have a vineyard or a yacht, but you can make this world a better place for our best friends.