There’s nothing more horrendous than attending a wedding when you’re single AF. Hell’s probably a picnic compared to this forced gathering in beautiful attire. If you’ve ever been to a wedding by yourself, you’ll totally get these.
#1. Attending without a plus-one.
Not only are you single, but you’re also date-less.
#2. Getting shunned by the photographer when he says “let’s get one with just the couples.”
This is a form of social apartheid.
#3. Getting assigned to the singles table.
Much like death, this was bound to happen.
#4. Getting asked by strangers when you’re getting married.
“Remind me when I see you at a funeral to ask when you’re going to die.”
#5. Seeing an ex with someone else.
“Bitter? Me? What?! No, I’m SO happy for them… ”
#6. Looking after a couple’s child while they go dance.
Who let these tiny humans in here?!
#7. Or getting asked to dance… by a child.
Just proves that if you stay single long enough, you see everything.
#8. Getting set-up by everyone you know with literally anyone.
At a wedding. #nopressure.
#9. FINDING OUT THERE’S NO OPEN BAR.
“Y U DO DIS?!”
#10. Questioning yourself and what you have to offer.
YOU ARE GOOD ENOUGH. REPEAT 100x.
#11. Meeting another single person and instantly becoming BFFs.
At least until they end up with another single person of their sexual preference.
#12. Looking around the singles table, and realising you somehow managed to end up even more single.
Still the same single you but with new features such as: being the only single one left at the singles table.
#13. Having multiple existential crises throughout the whole event.
“Will I EVER find love?!?”
#14. But still appreciating your single life.
“I’m totally fine.”
#15. Because either way, there’s still going to be cake.
And that’s all that matters, right?
#16. But even though weddings make you a bit bitter, there’s still a part of you that’s holding out for something perfect.
Real love. Isn’t that all anyone ever wants?
#17. So until then, you don’t mind not being a bride.
As long as you get to partaaayy!