Take a break from the recent news on murder clowns and the nightmare of elections and scroll on down for some funny mom tweets about every sugar-driven toddler’s favorite time of the year: Halloween!
#1.
Funny how everyone at my son's school is commenting on my zombie costume when this is just what I look like now.
— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) October 19, 2016
#2.
Parents 364 days a year: Don't take candy from strangers.
Parents on Halloween: Take candy from strangers. In the dark. And share with me.
— Walking Outside in Slippers (@WalkingOutside) October 19, 2016
#3.
Want to enhance your Halloween experience? Have a baby! My nine-month-old really adds to the season's spooky vibe by CONSTANTLY SCREAMING.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) October 14, 2016
#4.
People should talk more about the perks of having kids, like leaving a legacy and eating the excess candy from every holiday.
— sweatpants cher? (@House_Feminist) April 11, 2015
#5.
https://twitter.com/2questionable/status/785478887417319425
#6.
Heard a Trader Joe's commercial advocating substituting carrot sticks for candy on Halloween, and I'm disgusted by what society has become.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) October 29, 2015
#7.
I really want to scare the shit out of my husband this year so I'm debating dressing as a clown or handing him a positive pregnancy test.
— Anna Grace (@graceupongracie) October 19, 2016
#8.
*Gives straight gluten to any trick-or-treaters with Pinteresty-looking costumes*
— Ash (an female) ⚪️ (@adult_mom) October 30, 2015
#9.
It's cute how we pretend we get "free" candy for Halloween, as if we didn't spend a ton of money on costumes and candy to give to strangers.
— Salty Mermaid Entertainment (@saltymermaident) October 19, 2016
#10.
My daughter wants to be something scary for Halloween this year so she's going to carry a school fundraising packet to every door.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 6, 2016
#11.
https://twitter.com/TheGladStork/status/788781648418668544
#12.
https://twitter.com/ValeeGrrl/status/788747778428170242