We heard there’s a blizzard in some parts of America. Sorry guys. We feel for ya. Since we can’t do anything about it (stupid Bob broke the weather machine again), we’re giving you a few ideas of what to do with all that snow.
(You’re welcome.)
#1. Giant marshmallow ice cube? I’ll have that, and s’more!
#2. “First you were all like whoa, and we were like whoa, and you were like whoa.”
#3. “Do you wanna build a… letter box man?”
#4. Does it melt when it breathes fire?
#5. “Come inside, Snoopy. You’re gonna get pneumonia.”
#6. ‘Car broke down’ excuse not working? How about ‘car eaten by massive snow T-Rex’?
#7. Best. Guard. Dog. Ever.
#8. Creepy Totoro with empty cavity for a stomach. *shudders*
#9. “Ride this robot dog, I shall.”
#10. Venus de Milo’s got swag.
#11. Good god, somebody save that woman! Oh wait…
#12. “Banana-ah-ah… potato-na-ah-ah… “
#13. #WaitingForCatBus #OffToSeeSnorlax
#14. “I think you mean Dr. Whom?”
#15. “Mom! I have a twin!”
#16. “Oh… you meant Ice King.”
#17. “Lois, I’m kind of cold. Hold me?”
#18. “Anna? I have bad news. It’s about Olaf.”
#19. Tauntaun? Or kangaroo-ram hybrid?
#20. A Darth Vader sculpture with no arms and legs? Realistic.
#21. “He’s so cute! Can I take him home, mom?”
#22. That’s one weird-looking cat.
#23. Oh my god is that a portal? Yup. That’s definitely a portal.
#24. A sloth and a slighthly wonky Washington Monument.
#25. Such winter. Much Soon. Love, Doge.