Home News 21 Of The Most Ridiculous Products “For Women” That Ever ExistedBeckyJuly 4, 2022 #1. Ear plugs for our dainty lady ears. #2. Golf balls, in case you have to touch a yucky, non-gendered, white one. #3. Special clothes hangers so you don’t accidentally wear mens’ clothing like some sort of animal. #4. Beer especially for women (that we just have to drink from a wine glass, amiright ladies?). #5. Pens “for her”, because we couldn’t find anything to write with before. #6. Earphone. What’s with the tiny ears thing, corporate world?! #7. Lady bread for the feminine digestive system. #8. Scented credit cards, because if it’s not scented we’re not interested. #9. Special tea to “help balance the female system” after all that crying and tampon throwing. #10. Cheddar flavor for boys, “princess” flavor for girls. #11. The Barbie pink VW for us girls who are reduced to tears at the sight of a normal car. #12. Smoke like a lady with pink cigarettes (to match our pretty nails!). #13. Pink camouflage knives, so that we feel even more at home in the kitchen. #14. We used mens’ toothpaste once and our teeth just fell right out. #15. It’s scientifically proven that men and women have totally different hair and require a $10 difference in their razor prices. #16. For lighting those lovely pink cigarettes, of course. #17. And if we should dare take off our oven mitts and try man’s work, there’s this pink drill. Phew. #18. Sick of boring black batteries? You’re in luck — there’s fashion batteries now. #19. How we ever managed to stick to things together before this came along we’ll never know. #20. You see, girls can do science — they just have to use a pretty microscope. #21. And if we really must know where things are, this pink globe will stop us from getting overwhelmed. Thank goodness. Share your love Previous Post Nothing To See Here, Just Hot Firemen Holding Tiny Puppies For Charity Next Post 20 Photos That Show How Magical The World Is WITHOUT Photoshop