Twitter user Nick Denbow’s mom has taken serious steps this Thanksgiving to ensure the living room remains clean until the holiday season has officially begun.
Nick woke up to find the living room taped off, with a sign from his mom declaring the room “CLOSED until Thanksgiving”.
“Special permission will be considered for you to sit on my clean furniture and/or walk on my clean carpet only after the following conditions have been met,” read the note.
https://twitter.com/nickdenbow11/status/794927838914904064?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
The conditions included being “showered, and dirt and odor free from top to toe” and “wearing freshly laundered clothing”, but insisted that even if those conditions were met “NO food or drinks are permitted” in the room.
The note was signed, “Mom, payer of the bills, chauffeur, person ruining your life.”
Many people thought Nick’s mom had the right idea.
https://twitter.com/jamonica_w/status/795124488371404804
@Blythe_don me and my OCD ass when I have kids
— moonchild (@charrincon) November 7, 2016
While others begged to learn Nick’s mom’s sassy ways.
@AngryBlackLady Does she hold classes? I need to get like her. I live with animals of the people variety.
— PolitiTea ??? (@PolitiTea) November 7, 2016
But, as one person pointed out, her efforts might all be in vain…
first thing you do on thanksgiving is spill wine
— MARKAL MISER (@jeerdun) November 7, 2016