#1.
https://twitter.com/jodyandmatt/status/760934209984671748
#2.
I was having sandwich at Subway. I was asked if I wanted the 12 inch. I told the guy I could only fit 6 inches inside me! #WhyDidISayThat
— Michelle (@mc_arthur123) August 3, 2016
#3.
Getting a haircut, barber asked me what I do for a living. I said "Advertising, what about you?" He replied "I am a barber" #WhyDidISayThat
— Steve Angelovich (@angelsteve89) August 4, 2016
#4.
https://twitter.com/meredethharvey/status/708154947683143680
#5.
*can't open drawer at church*
*old man tries to help*
old man: it just needs a good screw!
me: don't we all!#WhyDidISayThat @jimmyfallon— Emily Carver (@emilycarver) August 3, 2016
#6.
https://twitter.com/BBowl26/status/735475227371704320
#7.
Once a customer said thanks and I started to say both "you're welcome" and "no problem" so I ended up saying "your problem" #WhyDidISayThat
— JV™︎ (@heychessikuh) August 3, 2016
#8.
Me: hey how are you
Customer: good how about yourself
Me: good and you ?
#WhyDidISayThat— Robert Pandolfino (@RPandolfino) August 3, 2016
#9.
https://twitter.com/acquaintedagb/status/760974221279363072
#10.
https://twitter.com/sarah_madden/status/659236955041873920
#11.
Teaching 5th grade music class to play recorder/the note A, I said "when you see the new note be sure to cover your A holes" #whydidisaythat
— Ben Herrick (@BenHerrick727) August 4, 2016
#12.
Once at the zoo I asked the guide what animal it was in the enclosure. Turned out it was the janitor cleaning an empty cage. #WhyDidISayThat
— Ed Hill (@kingedhill) August 4, 2016
#13.
https://twitter.com/1andrewfenton/status/760940313812828160
#14.
https://twitter.com/PortableTrevor/status/760933355697254400
#15.
@jimmyfallon I once asked a set of twins how long they'd known each other. #ImDumb
— Brytni Previsich (@Bryttercritter) May 11, 2016
#16.
I worked retail & a guy asked if we sold "sleeveless vests", I replied "Yes, next to the legless shorts". #WhyDidISayThat @FallonTonight
— Kasia❤️Emerald (@KasiaEmerald) August 3, 2016