Changing your look can be something as simple as wearing a new hat, or getting a new hairstyle. But the reactions that come after tend to be anything but normal. Some people will act like you’ve just donned a Lady Gaga meat dress. Others won’t even notice anything different about you. Whatever. Haters gonna hate. Potatoes gonna potate.
Here’s some of the ridiculous things you’ll hear.
#1. “There’s something different about you…”
Yes, go on…
#2. “DAMN YOU LOOK GOOD”
Damn right, I look good!
#3. “What are you wearing?”
I dont know, why did I think this was a good idea? I’m gonna go die in a hole now.
#4. “…Are you okay?”
Why wouldn’t I be okay? Why has everyone been asking me that?
#5. “People don’t usually look good with that style, but you look okay”
Was that a backhanded compliment?
#6. “Oh my gosh, what did you do?!”
Omg. They’re never going to let me live this down. What. Have. I. Done.
#7. “Are you committed to this look?”
Oh God, I don’t know… Am I?
#8. “I love your new look!”
I finally did something right!
#9. “Guys/girls are gonna love that”
Well, that wasn’t the point, but whatever…
#10. “Guys/girls aren’t going to like that”
UM, OKAY?! RUDE?!
#11. “Who are you trying to look good for?”
Myself. Is that a problem?