#1. “Mom and dad tell me it’s my brother, but I’m sure he must be adopted.”
#2. “Don’t worry, hooman, I’ll keep you warm.”
#3. “My face likes your face. Face bump!”
#4. “Come on gang, just like we planned. Attaaaack!”
#5. “Butt pillows are the best pillows.”
#6. “Yo quiero pearls?”
#7. <3
#8. “But who’s prettier, mom?”
#9. “Ever heard of something called a puppy blanket?”
#10. “Friends who tan together, stay together.”
#11. “Can I keep her? Pretty please?”
#12. “You’re such a copycat, Dakota.”
#13. “Don’t kiss me, don’t touch me, don’t breathe next to me.”
#14. “Brothers share beds, right daddy?”
#15. “I don’t remember being pregnant… why do I have a youngling?”
#16. “Freeze!”
#17. “Hush little baby don’t say a word, puppy’s gonna get you a mockingbird…”
#18. “1, 2… do a wacky pose!”
#19. “My person gives the best human kisses.”
#20. “But Troy, you peed on the blankie, not me!”
#21. “Yes, we really are triplets, maybe it’s just the lighting that’s off.”
#23. “Babies don’t taste so nice after all.”
#24. “But grandmother! What a furry nose you have.”
