Someone’s Selling Tortilla Towels Online So You Can Finally Quit Life And Become A Burrito

Aahh, tortilla — beloved floury Mexican staple as versatile as actor Christian Bale. The possibilities with this better-than-bread food item are endless; cut and fried into chips with dip, folded with chicken and salsa, rolled up with beans, cheese, and rice. If you live and breath tortilla, here’s a product that’ll make your day so much better.

Introducing: The Tortilla Towel!

It’s circular, just like a tortilla, and measures about 5 feet.

The site that makes it, TortillaTowel, sells just this one product, so maybe don’t get your hopes up on some guacamole bedspreads or jalapeno throw pillows.

Still, it’s a pretty cool product for anyone who’s wanted to quit life and become a burrito.

You May Also Like