I’m not sure what the people making these signs were thinking, but they are hilarious. We present to you the biggest quotation mark fails ever, in all their glory:
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#1. What every customer service person is actually saying.
#2. What Budweiser should actually be referred to as.
#3. I think I’ll pass.
#4. Men, women, what’s the difference right?
#5. “Thanks”.
#6. This one is pretty much self fulfilling.
#7. Somehow this doesn’t instill much confidence.
#8. “Pregnant”… or just fat.
#9. It’s actually a bottomless pit of death.
#10. Oh look, they serve “beer” too.
#11. Insert not so appropriate joke here.
#12. Ahh yes, the “fire alarm” – I presume it doesn’t actually work then?
#13. Even management knows no one does it.
#14. “Please”… or get a ticket.
#15. “Ssshh! It’s for the horse. He doesn’t understand quotation marks.”
#16. This car service looks legit.
#17. I’d… rather not have this on my hands.
#18. Seems fishy.
#19. How to instantly emasculate your employees.
#20. In other words, fireworks that will blow up in your face.
#21. I wonder what kind of “meat service” they’re talking about. Heh.
#22. He’ll fill you with cement and charge you twice as much.
#23. This use of quotations marks might be intentional… not very discreet though is it?
#24. Looks highly reputable.
#25. Made with real “flour”.
#26. Just kidding, it’s actually cat.
#27. Zombie cop?
#28. Poor dad.
#30. What’s that thing sticking out of ‘The Pleasure Throne’? You might not have to use much “imagination” after all.
