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Nicole’s daughter, Cara, overslept recently and the 14-year-old was apparently giving her mom a little too much sass on the journey to school, so Nicole didn’t hold back when writing this tardy note.
“Cara is tardy this morning as a result of a condition known as teenage-ism,” wrote Nicole, “Adolescents across our great nation are afflicted, and there is no known cure.”
“Symptoms are multitudinous, but this particular morning she suffered from an inability to remove herself from her bed, an also felt the need to talk back to her birth-giver.”
“She seems to be recovering her sense after watching her cell phone fly out the car window. Please call me if there is another flare up.”
We don’t think Cara will be oversleeping again any time soon.