Nobody’s perfect — we all have that little unique quirk that only our long-time partners are privvy to, like eating nachos with peanut butter or having only 4 pairs of boxers on rotation.
But once in a while, you hit a goldmine with your significant other. In the case of Imgur user @LongTitlesMakeMeHappy, it’s comedy gold.
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According to his wife Lindsay Staimhus, Aidan (aka Husband Who Plots World Domination In His Sleep) has always been a serial sleep-talker.
Lindsay, who has been taking his blurbs down since 2014, told The Independent, “Aidan’s been a sleep talker for as long as I’ve known him, but when we first moved in together I started trying to remember what he’d been saying.”