14 Doorbell Sign Ideas That Are Guaranteed to Keep People Away

If you work two shifts, probably the last thing you’ll want to hear is the doorbell ringing. Here are some signs that will help you get that quiet, restful time at home. Note: you can still use these signs even if you’re only watching the Oscar’s rerun.

1. Let them know there’s nowhere to hide.

2. Here’s a more specific variation of #1.

3. They’re welcome as long as they have some bullet wounds to show.

4. You can use this even if no one in the house is pregnant.

5. There’s always an exception to the rule.

6. That other exception to the rule.

7. Let them know that the last thing you want is to be disturbed. Literally.

8. This note delivers the punch.

9. Here’s another punchline.

10. Make them think twice before pressing anything.

11. Make sure they’re prepared for something they can’t un-see.

12. Allow certain qualified people to ring your doorbell.

13. No adoption papers needed.

14. Or melt their heart, why don’t you?


Perhaps if you share this then everyone will have a nice, quiet time at home.

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